M.A in One Year: Joke Of The Day : Khushwant Singh Jokes

M.A. In One Year

Banta Singh : " Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh M.A. when did you get your Masters degree?

Santa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.  Then I took a second wife, so M.A. is Married Again."

An Example Of Literal Translation Of Hindi Into English: Joke Of The Day

An Example Of Literal Translation Of Hindi Into English

One Teacher, While talking to his colleague, was interrupted by a student. The teacher ticked off the student in the following words. "When I talk and he talk, don't come in between. "

On another occassion, the same teacher reprimanded a student who was tardy in attending classes:  "A day late, two days late, daily daily late, I cannot late rate.

contributed by Dr. R.R.S. Rathore, Pant Nagar

Funny Advertisment in News Paper

Funny Advertisment in News Paper

 The following ad appeared in a daily paper: "Are you illiterate? You don't know how to read or write? If so, do write to us and let us help you." 

Trouble Of Angrezee Learning: I am In The Well : Khushwant Singh Jokes

Trouble Of Angrezee Learning

Two Hindi speaking friends who were trying hard to learn English decided to correspond with each other in angrezee. The first letter went somewhat as fallows: "My dear mitr, I am in the well. I hope you are also in the well."

A One Maatra (accent Comment ) : Daily Joke

A One  Maatra (accent  )Comment

A ONE maatra ( accent) on the letter box of the Rajendra Nagar Post Office was spotted. The maatra 'oo' was added to the signboard reading daak ghar ( post office ) making it into daakoo ghar - den of robbers. 

contributed by shyam sunder Dutta, Lucknow 

Source: Khushwant Singh's Joke Book - II

Best Jokes Books Of Khushwant Singh

Best Jokes Books Of Khushwant Singh

Here is a small series of jokes books written by Khushwant Singh. Though he is a Singh. He wrote several jokes on Singhs.

List Of Jokes Books Written By Khushwant Singh

Khushwant Singh's  Joke Book 1	Khushwant Singh's  Joke Book 2	Khushwant Singh's  Joke Book 3
Khushwant Singh's  Joke Book 4	Khushwant Singh's  Joke Book 5	Khushwant Singh's  Joke Book 6
Khushwant Singh's  Joke Book 7	Khushwant Singh's  Joke Book 8	Khushwant Singh's  Joke Book 9
Not a Nice Man  to Know	Big Fat  Joke Book	The Big Book-shelf

Husband and Wife Quarrel: Daly Joke

Husband and Wife Quarrel 

A HUSBAND and wife were quarrelilng. The Wife got up in temper, stuffed a few saris in her bag and was marching out of the house when the husband yelled at her, "Where the hell do you think you are going ?"

"I am going to hell," she hissed back.

"In that case don't forget to say my namaskaar to your parents and relatives. 

What's the big deal in going to the moon: Daily Joke

What's The Big Deal In Going To The Moon

Two Sardarjis, both students of IIT, Kanpur, were talking about the American astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon - anybody can go to the moon.  We are Sikhs - we'll go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles of the sun, we'll melt." 

And the first answered, " So what, we'll go at night."

source: Khushwant Singh's Jokes Book - II